We all love to laugh, tell your best joke below and share the Happy Friday Laughter! I’ll tell mine first…
A duck walk into a restaurant and asks the bartender for some grapes. Bartender says, “Hey duck, we don’t sell grapes here, scram.”
Next day the duck walks back in and says, “Hi, got any grapes?” And the bartender got a little angry and said, “Duck you asked for grapes yesterday, we don’t sell em.”
Next day the duck walks back in and says, “Hi, got any grapes?” And the bartender, all red in the face says, “Duck, if you come in tomorrow and ask for grapes, I am going to nail your fins to the floor board.” Duck walked away, head hanging down.
Next day the duck came back and when he saw the bartender he said, “Hi, got any nails?” The bartender, stunned, shook his head and said, “No, we don’t have any nails.”
Duck replied, “Great! Got any grapes?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Comments (6)
donna mccoosays:
May 26, 2017 at 1:22 pmA guy waited in line to get into a popular nightclub and when he got to the door the bouncer told him he couldn’t come in because he wasn’t wearing a tie.
Sadly he walked back to his car trying to think of what he could do to get into the bar.
Grabbing his jumper cables from his trunk and wrapping them around his neck, he went back to the bouncer and proudly showed him that now he was wearing a tie!
The bouncer looked at him and then the jumper cables then back at him and said “OK, you can come in , but don’t you try to start anything!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sylvette Rahnsays:
May 29, 2017 at 2:50 pmCute
Sylvette Rahnsays:
May 29, 2017 at 2:53 pmKnock knock…
– Who’s there?
Banana
– Banana who?
Knock knock…
– Who’s there?
Banana
– Banana who?
Knock knock…
– Who’s there?
Banana
– Banana whoooooo???
Knock knock….
– Who’s there???
Orange
– Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana???
HAHAHAHAHAH…
Shanesays:
May 30, 2017 at 9:33 amTammie Coxsays:
June 5, 2017 at 2:02 pmWhat’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?
-A plum is purple an elephant is grey!
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
-Here come the elephants!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
-Here come the plums! (He was colour blind)
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
danicascottsays:
June 7, 2017 at 12:08 pmI love all of these!!!